Chicago river goes Irish Green

Its funny the Americans all like to think they have Irish or Scottish "roots" ha ha but it was quite the spectacle! They literally turned the river thermonuclear green  and had bagpipes, The water colour was a bit disturbing , reminiscent of the nuclear wasted that comes from Mr Burn's Nuclear plant that makes the fish in springfield have 3 heads....but the bagpipes always remind me of my Daddy, found myself blubbing away...Im very emotional today and feeling incredibly blessed right now......